Paperclipping The Krusty Krab
Yesterday i orded a krabby patty…
as ficticious as it is,
it was so delicious,
that a genie arose from the steam,
i know i had the munchies, but i wasnt high,
so i know i wasnt tweakin.
and in a split second after,the genie started speaking,
“i have to grant you three wishes,
if you dont use them all,
you’ll have to be forced to an eternity of washing these dishes.
to save yourself from forever having wrinkly fingertips,
i have one condition.
when you are done,
you have have to give the secret formula to plankton.”
spongebob and mr krabs gave me the illest looks,
as if i was patrick humping a krabby patty while reading a book,
when i said i wasnt born to be a dishwasher,
so let the wishing begin.
#1,
i wish to abolish all present and future diseases and other illnesses from this earth,
#2,
i wish may no one ever go hungry or a 2nd and 3rd world country exist because we are all equal at the highest of our economic and self worth.
#3,
i wish to change the krabby patty secret formula to show plankton scheming and stealing is nothing compared to making your own secret formula to having success,
i sat and i laughed at myself.
because I always manage to say things in a way that is hard to expect.
I just ask that you accept
my silliness
and willingness
to make this world smile, one person at a time,
starting with mine.
